Sex Toy Peddler, American Embassy Intern(ish) x 2, Pizza Deliverer, Call Center Drone x 3, Pedi Cab Peddler, Chi 1 and Chi 2 Mass Searcher, Pizza Parlor Manager (day), Thin Film Materials Scientist Assistant (badly), Pizza Maker (terribly), Dish Washer, Tax Person Service (2 weeks), Teacher, Research Assistant for Corrupt Scientist, Computer Lab Wrangler, Something at the IBM Building, Landscapist, Non-VOIP Call Conferencing Technician in the Age of VOIP, Video Game Tutor, Hostile Hosteller, Failed Drug Dealer, Hotel Clerk (night), Gym Clerk (night), Programmer, Java Programmer. You aren't going to steal this data are you?