juniper is fucking cool as as heck

1) she can flip a balisong
2) she has a 3d printer (purple spool of filament behind her)
3) she has a hamster, and hamsters are difficult to keep alive
4) she owns and uses numerous tools

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOLbd0YDz_m/?taken-by=junipertoxic
1) she owns and uses guns which not enough queer people do IMO
2) she appreciates bullpups which not enough gunlords do IMO

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI2yKw_D8p5/?taken-by=junipertoxic
she buys milwaukees, the coolest and most correct choice of power tool. god they own so hard. i want them so bad!

also she has bees, which she has trained to not sting her. how fucking cool is that??

all in all juniper is a cybergoth surrounded by bees, guns, and tools. we should all aspire to be a tenth as productive and ambitious.

wow juniper is really fucking cool

also i'd just like to point out she went for m18 over m12s, which are smaller and lighter but not for getting shit the fuck done

one time juniper came over to fish house and accidentally set off some explosives

that's how fuckin lit she is

so fuckin lit
barely contained hotness

juniper is just that cool goth girl who BBRINGS BOMBS, AS A HOSTESS GIFT, WHERE ORDINARY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I WOULD BRING A STUPID BOTTLE OF WINE OR SOME DUMB OLD CHEESE