Good morning housewives

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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2017, 02:43:36 PM »
Hey y'all, I'd like to introduce Andy's wife Katie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=accyX6m4xpg&t=20m25s

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idk if you know this but "keep em barefoot and pregnant" is a saying wrt horses (and occasionally women :X) the thought is to keep horses unshod (so their hoofs don't split, I think) and, you guessed it, pregnant!

not sure how widespread it is but i heard it A LOT growing up! anyway Katie is barefoot and pregnant! good job katie!

Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2017, 03:30:21 PM »
Hey y'all, I'd like to introduce Andy's wife Katie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=accyX6m4xpg&t=20m25s

lol

idk if you know this but "keep em barefoot and pregnant" is a saying wrt horses (and occasionally women :X) the thought is to keep horses unshod (so their hoofs don't split, I think) and, you guessed it, pregnant!

not sure how widespread it is but i heard it A LOT growing up! anyway Katie is barefoot and pregnant! good job katie!

I've always heard "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen" but I don't know many people that raise horses.

Apparently there's a whole wikipedia article about it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barefoot_and_pregnant

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The phrase "barefoot and pregnant" seems to have been introduced in the early twentieth century by Arthur E. Hertzler, the Horse-and-Buggy Doctor from Kansas: "'The only way to keep a woman happy,' he said, 'is to keep her barefoot and pregnant.'"

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The variation "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" has been associated with the phrase "Kinder, K?che, Kirche" (translated "children, kitchen, church"), used under the German Empire to describe a woman's role in society.

Oh gosh the feminist "negative connotations" section is super cringe.
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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2017, 03:36:34 PM »
i already never used it but now i'm not going to use it, twice as hard.

Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2017, 06:51:05 PM »


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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2017, 02:03:20 AM »


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idk if you read much bible in your Becoming A Christly Wife but proverbs 31 describes the ideal wife. She's smart, strong, a good manager, kind to the poor, and her children love her. "A proverbs 31 woman" is a christian meme, has been for years.

Basically, a Bad Bitch.

Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2017, 02:06:23 AM »


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idk if you read much bible in your Becoming A Christly Wife but proverbs 31 describes the ideal wife. She's smart, strong, a good manager, kind to the poor, and her children love her. "A proverbs 31 woman" is a christian meme, has been for years.

Basically, a Bad Bitch.

nice username

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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2017, 11:42:31 PM »
In Denmark they have preschools and kindergartens where kids get to play around in forests.

Personally, I grew up in a forest and think it's made a great impact on my life!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2NIhXrjIQ


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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2017, 02:08:35 AM »
I miss falling out of trees, and fucking trees, and other shit. I can climb trees now, but it brings me no joy.

At the house where I spent the first six years of my life, there were about a dozen trees with curved flower pods that are *delicious*, and you can eat them. I thought they were honey locust or sweet locust but the pictures I googled up, don't match. So I have no idea what kind of tree they are. Also the bark was these big thick wrinkles that is perfect for grabbing onto. Great trees.

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Re: Good morning housewives
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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2017, 05:00:16 AM »
A meta-analysis from 2016 concludes that spanking has very few positive outcomes, if any. Side effects of spanking include: children not respecting parents, self-esteem issues, and the development of asocial behavior lasting through adulthood. The analysis also showed that spanking causes these side effects even in cases where parents do not physically abuse their children in any other way.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/299992592_Spanking_and_Child_Outcomes_Old_Controversies_and_New_Meta-Analyses

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Spanking children to correct misbehavior is a widespread practice, yet one shrouded in debate about its effectiveness and even its appropriateness. The meta-analyses presented here found no evidence that spanking is associated with improved child behavior and rather found spanking to be associated with increased risk of 13 detrimental outcomes. These analyses did not find any support for the contentions that spanking is only associated with detrimental outcomes when it is combined with abusive methods or that spanking is only associated with such outcomes in methodologically weak studies. Across study designs, countries, and age groups, spanking has been linked with detrimental outcomes for children, a fact supported by several key methodologically strong studies that isolate the ability of spanking to predict child outcomes over time. Although the magnitude of the observed associations may be small, when extrapolated to the population in which 80% of children are being spanked, such small effects can translate into large societal impacts. Parents who use spanking, practitioners who recommend it, and policymakers who allow it might reconsider doing so given that there is no evidence that spanking does any good for children and all evidence points to the risk of it doing harm.
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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #25 on: February 28, 2018, 02:30:57 AM »
My hands are super dry from washing dishes for dinner every day.. I should wear gloves.
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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #27 on: February 28, 2018, 11:23:51 PM »
This thread http://www.playbuzz.com/kevamaher10/what-sort-of-housewife-will-you-be-teen-version#eightieth

Working Wife



You're always busy, whether it's work or school -- you and your husband get home close to the same time
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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2018, 11:01:26 AM »
Back in the 1930s when housewives made dresses out of flour sacks... https://www.littlethings.com/flour-sack-dresses/
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Re: Good morning housewives
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2020, 02:55:54 PM »
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