Poop stories

This thread is for poop stories involving anything about poop you may have witnessed.

At the beginning of the year my landlord came by to check out a dying tree in my backyard and when he had come back inside I noticed a brown streak trail on the tile wherever he had walked from the back door to the front door. I wanted to tell him but I was too embarrassed to say anything, even though it was an accident, and decided to keep my mouth shut. We talked about the tree in the backyard for a few minutes until I escorted him out of the front door watching him crawl into his truck to take my dog's shit with him an hour out of town back to his wife and kids.

Congratulations, you played yourself

I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop

I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop

I hope you wash your tablet afterwards

Quote from: rachel on December 19, 2016, 12:09:19 pm

I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop

I hope you wash your tablet afterwards

I set it down before I wiped and didn't pick it up until after I washed my hands

Quote from: jimin on December 19, 2016, 12:25:29 pm

Quote from: rachel on December 19, 2016, 12:09:19 pm

I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop

I hope you wash your tablet afterwards

I set it down before I wiped and didn't pick it up until after I washed my hands

i trust you

This guy made an art installation consisting of a bunch of jars connected by computer controlled tubes. In each jar was a mixture of acids and bacteria, replicating the conditions found in the various stages of human digestion (saliva, stomach, intestines). You put food in one end and it turns into poop at the other end. Using the computer controls you can even choose if you want a big solid log or diarrhea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

This guy made an art installation consisting of a bunch of jars connected by computer controlled tubes. In each jar was a mixture of acids and bacteria, replicating the conditions found in the various stages of human digestion (saliva, stomach, intestines). You put food in one end and it turns into poop at the other end. Using the computer controls you can even choose if you want a big solid log or diarrhea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ

Oh yeah I forgot to mention he has also saved over 200 poops from his machine and sold them on his website for $1500 each

automated poops.
Tho people do eat poop now.

Would you eat healthy people poop so that you could be healthy too?

automated poops.
Tho people do eat poop now.

Would you eat healthy people poop so that you could be healthy too?

never. many ways to be healthy.

automated poops.
Tho people do eat poop now.

Would you eat healthy people poop so that you could be healthy too?

im a gay african so eating da poo poo is what i already do

When I was in Elementary school there was this girl in my neighborhood the same age and we would hang out sometimes. Well, one day we were swimming in her pool and she got out saying she had to use the bathroom really bad and how she wouldn't make it to the bathroom. She walked over to the middle of her yard and just squatted like a dog and took a shit right there next to the pool.

Sometimes she posts things on facebook, one of those real popular girls who dresses slutty and clubs with her friends just to party, and all I can think of is this moment.

Sometimes I wonder if maybe I timed it right and she was with friends and I sent it to her as a facebook chat if it would ruin her life. Or just what would happen in general.

Who knows.

She walked over to the middle of her yard and just squatted like a dog and took a shit right there next to the pool.

That's gnarly. Bad gnarly. But I have questions.

Did ya'll laugh about it?
Did she go to the bathroom afterwards?

Was this one of those above ground pools?

Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 08:30:22 am

She walked over to the middle of her yard and just squatted like a dog and took a shit right there next to the pool.

That's gnarly. Bad gnarly. But I have questions.

Did ya'll laugh about it?
Did she go to the bathroom afterwards?

Was this one of those above ground pools?

>Did ya'll laugh about it?
I think I was really perplexed. Mostly because she didn't wipe. Just jumped back into the pool.

>Did she go to the bathroom afterwards?
Nope, just shat like a dog.

>Was this one of those above ground pools?
It was in-ground. Her mother was a doctor. Her older sisters weren't nearly as weird.

I also think I was what made her parents divorce at some point. I think I just ruined that family's life.

I also think I was what made her parents divorce at some point. I think I just ruined that family's life.

What could you have done that was worse than shitting next to a pool and jumping back in?