Poop stories

Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 10:41:50 am

I also think I was what made her parents divorce at some point. I think I just ruined that family's life.

What could you have done that was worse than shitting next to a pool and jumping back in?

I went to hang out with those girls again and they were all swimming in the pool with their parents not home. They pulled me in, in my clothes, we swam, then next thing I know their dad pulls me out of the pool by the neck of my shirt and their mother starts yelling at him.
I didn't see him after that.

I went to hang out with those girls again and they were all swimming in the pool with their parents not home. They pulled me in, in my clothes, we swam, then next thing I know their dad pulls me out of the pool by the neck of my shirt and their mother starts yelling at him.
I didn't see him after that.

Should have taken a dump next to the pool and the father might have joined you.

Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 10:53:48 am

I went to hang out with those girls again and they were all swimming in the pool with their parents not home. They pulled me in, in my clothes, we swam, then next thing I know their dad pulls me out of the pool by the neck of my shirt and their mother starts yelling at him.
I didn't see him after that.

Should have taken a dump next to the pool and the father might have joined you.

Considering her and I haven't spoken for almost 15 years, since her family moved around that age, I wonder what would happen if I just sent her a "Hey, remember that time we were swimming and you took a shit by the pool like a dog? Also, sorry for causing your parents divorce"

Considering her and I haven't spoken for almost 15 years, since her family moved around that age, I wonder what would happen if I just sent her a "Hey, remember that time we were swimming and you took a shit by the pool like a dog?"

Just send her a picture of you doing it. Don't have to say a word. I'm sure she will appreciate it!

Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 11:13:57 am

Considering her and I haven't spoken for almost 15 years, since her family moved around that age, I wonder what would happen if I just sent her a "Hey, remember that time we were swimming and you took a shit by the pool like a dog?"

Just send her a picture of you doing it. Don't have to say a word. I'm sure she will appreciate it!

Do girls really like pictures of that? I've never seen it in my dating games.

Do girls really like pictures of that? I've never seen it in my dating games.

Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 11:43:35 am

Do girls really like pictures of that? I've never seen it in my dating games.

What an aesthetically pleasing family. I wish there were more of these.

Hey I just pooped and the poop water turned orange.


I think I've been eating too many cheetos.

I just pooped and it smelled like fried chicken

literal shitpost

which number are you?

which number are you?

I'm 0

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