Quote from: rachel on March 06, 2019, 11:43:03 pmQuote from: redheron on March 06, 2019, 10:59:30 pmhahahaah what THE FUCKI have no FUCKING idea but here's my theoryshe wanted to get a picture with the raccoons so she covered herself with whatever trash food she got out of the walmart dumpster but the raccoons kept taking the food and fucking off with it instead of eating it right there because they're not stupid clearly it's a trap of some kindso she duct taped it to herself so they wouldn't run away during the photo shoot, and her exasperated face is because "jesus christ this is a lot of dumb shit to do to get a raccoon photo SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/162574501949865984/553122095752544277/unknown.png[/img] bet I'm gonna get fuckin rabies or something lol"anyway that's my random internet raccoon photo headcanon
Quote from: redheron on March 06, 2019, 10:59:30 pmhahahaah what THE FUCK
COON-SUIT RIOT Snuggling Up with Feral Raccoons Is Easy and FunBY KARA CRABBPHOTOS BY KARA-LIS COVERDALE AND ROSE ATHENADespite what the fashion industry says, manu-facturing a suit of feral raccoons is not overly complicated. With a little dumpster diving, rotten food, duct tape and careful planning, almost anyone can attract enough disease-ridden wild mammals to cover his or her person for hours at a time. It’s easy, fun, and presents only a slightly higher than average chance of contracting a terrible pathogenic infection!
HERE CUMS THE FUCK TRUCK TIPPED 420 CORAL FOR THIS POST
ANOMALY TIPPED 100 CORAL FOR THIS POST
RACHEL TIPPED 900 CORAL FOR THIS POST