OK, but hear me out. Ass pump bikes!Yall ever seen goofy weird bikes? In Fort Collins, CO. There is a really silly and neat festival that's put on every year where the whole city bikes. It's called Tour de Fat, where everyone gets in very colorful and weird costumes and rides bikes through the town. Some folks display very strange bikes and let other try em where there's fun bikes like this one!
Hey username creature, if you read this post, I think you might find the book "Why Don't Jumbo Jets Flap Their Wings?: Flying Animals, Flying Machines, and How They Are Different" by David Alexander, to be a good read.https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Jumbo-Jets-Their-Wings/dp/0813544793