So first they would square up right, then captaincomedy would use his trademark hyper announcervoice attack. captain colon would only be moderately affected though. Going in for the retaliation captain colon would use their super toxic colon gas release technique to try and hit captaincomedy in the olfactory brain bits. captain comedy might lose focus at this point but push through for the final most devastating move. THE CRAZY CAPTAIN COMEDY COMPRESSOR CANON CANNON!
[insert cool cannon noise here]
tha end?