Awful Jokes and Puns

[Diabolizer]

What do you call a S and M rainbow?

A painbow!

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[Fishmé]

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?


"Thanks for coming!"

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[Fishmé]

What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

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[Fishmé]

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off.

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[Fishmé]

What do you get when you jingle Santa's balls?


A white Christmas.

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[Fishmé]

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[Fishmé]

Def an awful joke. The fact I think this is funny is how I know my humor is broken. (Though to be fair isn't all our humor broken now thanks to the internet?)

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[rachel]

wtf crazy kind of tree is that?

[Fishmé]