Bad Pickup Lines

[rachel]

Are you a pick up artist? Do you have all the worst pickup lines for us to pick up girls (and boys!) with?

[here cums the fuck truck]

haha yo wassup you ever feel horny when u pee?? hit me up

[here cums the fuck truck]

i need some pickup lines for this shawty

[Fishmé]

Are you a slice of sushi? Bc I could cover you in soy sauce all night!

[Diabolizer]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

[rachel]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

[Diabolizer]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

[Fishmé]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Wait... do you actually say that? What have the responses been?

[Fishmé]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

[Fishmé]

[Diabolizer]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

[Fishmé]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

Lol bc imma brat. Get fucked. 😜😝🤪

[Diabolizer]

"What kind of questions do you like to be asked when you meet a stranger in a bar?"
It's actually kind of a good pick up line.

Is it though?

I've never not gotten a laugh.  Maybe it is terrible and I'm just cute.

That's supposed to be funny...? (・・;)

a) Why are you giving me attitude about this?
b) Every time I've used it, I've gotten a positive reaction.
c) I don't think I'll be able to pull it off anymore, because you've gotten in my head about it, so thanks for that.

Lol bc imma brat. Get fucked. 😜😝🤪

Oh yeah?  I hope your trauma heals, your mental health improves, you continue to grow as person, and that you are surrounded by people who love and respect you.

What do you think of that you stupid bitch?