What animal would you be?

[Fishmé]

If you could magically turn into an animal for however long, what animal would you be?

It should be no surprise I'd be a pet dog! *bark bark* Whats not to love?! Someone feeds you, you get to go on walks, constant love and affection, belly rubs and head pats, a warm house to sleep in, oh and I can eat my own ass! (Jk jk)

[rachel]

I'd be a t-rex and then I'd eat the president

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[Diabolizer]

I'd be a t-rex and then I'd eat the president

I'd turn into flesh eating bacteria and eat the president's flesh.

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• Not an animal

[Fishmé]

I'd be a t-rex and then I'd eat the president

I'd turn into flesh eating bacteria and eat the president's flesh.

Is flesh eating bacteria an animal?

[rachel]

Is flesh eating bacteria an animal?

no

Animals are multicellular, eukaryotic organisms in the biological kingdom Animalia (/ˌænɪˈmeɪliə/[4]). With few exceptions, animals consume organic material, breathe oxygen, have myocytes and are able to move, can reproduce sexually, and grow from a hollow sphere of cells, the blastula, during embryonic development

[Fishmé]

I'd be a t-rex and then I'd eat the president

I'd turn into flesh eating bacteria and eat the president's flesh.

Hehehehe I did my first ban 😈

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[Haveagail]

I'd be a t-rex and then I'd eat the president

I'd turn into flesh eating bacteria and eat the president's flesh.

Is flesh eating bacteria an animal?

flesh eating bacteria really should be an animal though.