Famous lines as relating to your life

[Black T Cat]

I was somewhere on the edge of the Great American desert when the peanut M&M'S began to take hold of my bowels.

• rachel tipped 25 Coral for this post

[Black T Cat]

We were somewhere around the edge of exceptional drought when the cramps began to kick me in the groin.

• rachel tipped 50 Coral for this post

[Black T Cat]

Let's raise up our glasses against evil forces, singing, "Whiskey for my wheat, beer for my corn.
Whiskey for my wheat, beer for my corn."

[here cums the fuck truck]

they are closing in. we are nearly surrounded. there is no mercy in their eyes.