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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: castalia on December 06, 2016, 12:13:30 pm
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This thread is for poop stories involving anything about poop you may have witnessed.
At the beginning of the year my landlord came by to check out a dying tree in my backyard and when he had come back inside I noticed a brown streak trail on the tile wherever he had walked from the back door to the front door. I wanted to tell him but I was too embarrassed to say anything, even though it was an accident, and decided to keep my mouth shut. We talked about the tree in the backyard for a few minutes until I escorted him out of the front door watching him crawl into his truck to take my dog's shit with him an hour out of town back to his wife and kids.
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Congratulations, you played yourself
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I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop
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I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop
I hope you wash your tablet afterwards
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I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop
I hope you wash your tablet afterwards
I set it down before I wiped and didn't pick it up until after I washed my hands
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I am on my tablet reading the forums while I poop
I hope you wash your tablet afterwards
I set it down before I wiped and didn't pick it up until after I washed my hands
i trust you
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This guy made an art installation consisting of a bunch of jars connected by computer controlled tubes. In each jar was a mixture of acids and bacteria, replicating the conditions found in the various stages of human digestion (saliva, stomach, intestines). You put food in one end and it turns into poop at the other end. Using the computer controls you can even choose if you want a big solid log or diarrhea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ
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This guy made an art installation consisting of a bunch of jars connected by computer controlled tubes. In each jar was a mixture of acids and bacteria, replicating the conditions found in the various stages of human digestion (saliva, stomach, intestines). You put food in one end and it turns into poop at the other end. Using the computer controls you can even choose if you want a big solid log or diarrhea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSFe91XlwYQ
Oh yeah I forgot to mention he has also saved over 200 poops from his machine and sold them on his website for $1500 each
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automated poops.
Tho people do eat poop now.
Would you eat healthy people poop so that you could be healthy too?
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automated poops.
Tho people do eat poop now.
Would you eat healthy people poop so that you could be healthy too?
never. many ways to be healthy.
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automated poops.
Tho people do eat poop now.
Would you eat healthy people poop so that you could be healthy too?
im a gay african so eating da poo poo is what i already do
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When I was in Elementary school there was this girl in my neighborhood the same age and we would hang out sometimes. Well, one day we were swimming in her pool and she got out saying she had to use the bathroom really bad and how she wouldn't make it to the bathroom. She walked over to the middle of her yard and just squatted like a dog and took a shit right there next to the pool.
Sometimes she posts things on facebook, one of those real popular girls who dresses slutty and clubs with her friends just to party, and all I can think of is this moment.
Sometimes I wonder if maybe I timed it right and she was with friends and I sent it to her as a facebook chat if it would ruin her life. Or just what would happen in general.
Who knows.
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She walked over to the middle of her yard and just squatted like a dog and took a shit right there next to the pool.
That's gnarly. Bad gnarly. But I have questions.
Did ya'll laugh about it?
Did she go to the bathroom afterwards?
Was this one of those above ground pools?
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She walked over to the middle of her yard and just squatted like a dog and took a shit right there next to the pool.
That's gnarly. Bad gnarly. But I have questions.
Did ya'll laugh about it?
Did she go to the bathroom afterwards?
Was this one of those above ground pools?
>Did ya'll laugh about it?
I think I was really perplexed. Mostly because she didn't wipe. Just jumped back into the pool.
>Did she go to the bathroom afterwards?
Nope, just shat like a dog.
>Was this one of those above ground pools?
It was in-ground. Her mother was a doctor. Her older sisters weren't nearly as weird.
I also think I was what made her parents divorce at some point. I think I just ruined that family's life.
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I also think I was what made her parents divorce at some point. I think I just ruined that family's life.
What could you have done that was worse than shitting next to a pool and jumping back in?
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I also think I was what made her parents divorce at some point. I think I just ruined that family's life.
What could you have done that was worse than shitting next to a pool and jumping back in?
I went to hang out with those girls again and they were all swimming in the pool with their parents not home. They pulled me in, in my clothes, we swam, then next thing I know their dad pulls me out of the pool by the neck of my shirt and their mother starts yelling at him.
I didn't see him after that.
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I went to hang out with those girls again and they were all swimming in the pool with their parents not home. They pulled me in, in my clothes, we swam, then next thing I know their dad pulls me out of the pool by the neck of my shirt and their mother starts yelling at him.
I didn't see him after that.
Should have taken a dump next to the pool and the father might have joined you.
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I went to hang out with those girls again and they were all swimming in the pool with their parents not home. They pulled me in, in my clothes, we swam, then next thing I know their dad pulls me out of the pool by the neck of my shirt and their mother starts yelling at him.
I didn't see him after that.
Should have taken a dump next to the pool and the father might have joined you.
Considering her and I haven't spoken for almost 15 years, since her family moved around that age, I wonder what would happen if I just sent her a "Hey, remember that time we were swimming and you took a shit by the pool like a dog? Also, sorry for causing your parents divorce"
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Considering her and I haven't spoken for almost 15 years, since her family moved around that age, I wonder what would happen if I just sent her a "Hey, remember that time we were swimming and you took a shit by the pool like a dog?"
Just send her a picture of you doing it. Don't have to say a word. I'm sure she will appreciate it!
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Considering her and I haven't spoken for almost 15 years, since her family moved around that age, I wonder what would happen if I just sent her a "Hey, remember that time we were swimming and you took a shit by the pool like a dog?"
Just send her a picture of you doing it. Don't have to say a word. I'm sure she will appreciate it!
Do girls really like pictures of that? I've never seen it in my dating games.
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Do girls really like pictures of that? I've never seen it in my dating games.
(http://bramptondentalarts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/FAMILY1.jpg)
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Do girls really like pictures of that? I've never seen it in my dating games.
(http://bramptondentalarts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/FAMILY1.jpg)
What an aesthetically pleasing family. I wish there were more of these.
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Hey I just pooped and the poop water turned orange.
I think I've been eating too many cheetos.
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I just pooped and it smelled like fried chicken
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literal shitpost
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which number are you?
(http://i.imgur.com/tibySTy.jpg)
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which number are you?
(http://i.imgur.com/tibySTy.jpg)
I'm 0