Dad jokes

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« Reply #75 on: January 12, 2022, 08:09:23 pm »

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« Reply #76 on: January 16, 2022, 07:19:41 pm »

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« Reply #78 on: January 30, 2022, 09:07:56 am »
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« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2022, 02:36:21 pm »

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« Reply #80 on: March 24, 2022, 11:40:36 am »
> Did you know the Mortal Kombat soundtrack was based on Nordic gospel?  If you listen, you can hear the Finnish hymn...

> No one wants to listen to my old Whitesnake album with me ... oh well, Here I go again on my own...

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« Reply #81 on: March 26, 2022, 08:44:04 am »
I came across a rather unusual sight the other day. Three wealthy landowners were meeting on elaborately decorated animal skins, two seemed to be on tanned cattle skins and the third was on a hippopotamus. The estates of the first two were considerable, but the third one was the size of the first two combined.

Yes, the squire on the hippopotamus was equal to the sum of the squires on the two other hides.

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« Reply #82 on: April 02, 2022, 09:49:09 am »
*spork*

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« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2022, 01:15:22 pm »
A man goes to his doctor and says "Doc every time I fart it sounds like the word Honda." the doctor looked him over and sent him to a specialist who also was clueless. So a couple months later the man is at his dentist and he asks if the dentist knows any good doctors and about his odd flatulence.

The Dentist chuckled and said, "Well thank you for telling me, I'll make sure and find your abscessed tooth and remove it." The guy replies "OH how do you know I have an abscess?" The dentist replies "Everyone knows that abscess makes the fart go Honda!"

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« Reply #84 on: April 17, 2022, 11:59:07 am »
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« Reply #85 on: April 30, 2022, 06:33:38 pm »
You search and search for that nostalgic early 90s reference and then finally: whoomp there it is.

The coroner confirmed that the man who fell from the 15th floor of the nightclub was not a bouncer.

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« Reply #86 on: June 13, 2022, 01:45:21 am »
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