Let's talk about plants (botany thread)

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Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« on: November 18, 2019, 11:14:22 AM »
Time to botanize some shit

I was just in California for work and saw this awesome banana bud.

I'd never seen a banana plant in bloom before so seeing this giant peduncle bent over with a bunch of flowers and bananas on it was pretty surprising.

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Kill Your Lawn
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2019, 01:12:53 PM »
Kill Your Lawn



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Re: Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2019, 03:36:40 PM »
Check this shit out.

Parasitaxus ustus



It's a parasitic conifer. Yeah basically a pine tree without needles because it doesn't need them -- it steals its energy from other taller conifers in the forest. It only gets a few feet tall. Sometimes it's pink, other times it's white or even blue.

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Re: Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2019, 07:23:08 PM »
Lawns are the worst meme.

I've been thinking about getting some indoor plants. Maybe spider plants, dracaena and aloe vera. I'd like to get some cacti too, but I don't think I could give them enough sunlight to make them happy.

Re: Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2020, 05:27:39 PM »
Reminder that half of the vegetables you eat are all secretly the same plant.

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Re: Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2020, 05:20:47 PM »
Time to botanize some shit

I was just in California for work and saw this awesome banana bud.

I'd never seen a banana plant in bloom before so seeing this giant peduncle bent over with a bunch of flowers and bananas on it was pretty surprising.



If you like weird banana plants... check this thing out! It's called the 1000 fingers banana



There's apparently a ton of variety in size, shape, flavor, and texture among bananas. This guy eats some!

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Re: Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2020, 11:25:51 PM »
botany shitposts is a pretty good twitter account

https://twitter.com/commiecompost



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Re: Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2020, 01:52:39 AM »
I'm tellin' ya, when you start talkin' about flowers it gets lewd quick, okay?

so that ovary is already swelling www.swollenovaries.com that stigma is still glistening with its wetness

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Re: Let's talk about plants (botany thread)
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2020, 01:29:08 PM »


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27:55 "And again, there's the male, much more diminutive. About half the size of some of these females. You never really see males that are that big. Cause again, they are just a stunt cock. They are just there to spread the pollen around."
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