exciting new ways to use tables & chairs

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exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« on: February 09, 2020, 09:55:35 AM »
just throw ya girl on the kitchen table and eat the booty like groceries


now flip over on your back and make her sit on your face


uh oh! she just realized she wants some Chair!



Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2020, 09:56:40 AM »
pretend the table is a bed, but pull up a chair and also she's super turned on by the danger of falling off the Table

Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2020, 09:57:21 AM »
you sit on the chair, then your girl sits on your nuts


Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2020, 09:57:52 AM »
you sit on the chair then your girl squeezes your fucking neck until you pass out and/or nut

Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2020, 09:59:46 AM »
next level: become the chair

Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2020, 10:00:39 AM »
now become a fucked up table

Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2020, 10:01:25 AM »
its feminism time!!! women are now tables. hover over them menancingly.

Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2020, 10:04:44 AM »
combine your love of tables with your feminism

Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2020, 10:07:32 AM »
now make her the chair she always wanted to be

Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2020, 10:48:26 AM »
am i old or can i not just  put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

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Re: exciting new ways to use tables & chairs
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2020, 06:57:22 PM »
*spork*

NO eye contact you PRUDE
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2020, 07:08:09 PM »
am i old or can i not just  put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

Re: NO eye contact you PRUDE
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2020, 07:24:35 PM »
am i old or can i not just  put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore


take my knot