exciting new ways to use tables & chairs

just throw ya girl on the kitchen table and eat the booty like groceries


now flip over on your back and make her sit on your face


uh oh! she just realized she wants some Chair!

pretend the table is a bed, but pull up a chair and also she's super turned on by the danger of falling off the Table

you sit on the chair, then your girl sits on your nuts

you sit on the chair then your girl squeezes your fucking neck until you pass out and/or nut

next level: become the chair

now become a fucked up table

its feminism time!!! women are now tables. hover over them menancingly.

combine your love of tables with your feminism

now make her the chair she always wanted to be

am i old or can i not just  put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

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next level: become the chair

lmao

am i old or can i not just  put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

Quote from: Ozmiander on February 09, 2020, 10:48:26 am

am i old or can i not just  put my penis in somewhere and make eye contact anymore

take my knot