Dad jokes

i need a person without autism for this new job, it needs an untrainedeye

..autism = trains

i need a person without autism for this new job, it needs an untrainedeye

..autism = trains

thanks for explaining it at the end

really ties it all together

On most mornings i wake up and have a nice big fart. But when the weekend starts, I shit my pants, because its shaturday

you guys remember the heavens gate cult? tragic, they all killed themselves when hailies coment flew by.. but i heard there's a new one, started by the goatse guy its called Heavens Gape

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put a couple witches into my microwave, upgraded it to a microwave coven

i like trivial pursuit, but how about trivial pursoup and its just lots of tiny soups i like soup

stolen from abzz on irc

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What's the difference other than skin colour?

• pistols / rifles
• smiling
• hats
• christmas tree

This "spot-the-difference" puzzle isn't very good.

Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on January 05, 2022, 06:03:31 pm

What's the difference other than skin colour?

• pistols / rifles
• smiling
• hats
• christmas tree

This "spot-the-difference" puzzle isn't very good.

theres no dad

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a classic