Dad jokes

1. The prefix “a-” means “none”, such as in “asexual”, “apolitical', “atheism”
2. The word "unicorn" is made from two parts: "uni-" meaning one, and "cornus" meaning "horn"
Conclusion:  This is a picture of an acorn.

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Did you know that you can get slushies at a courthouse?


It's because they are just-ice.

Normal People:
Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back, was released in 1980.

Star Wars Fans:
Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back, was released in 19AT-AT.

Wow this is like an IRL version of pantheon

Just wondering chaps, what do you think makes a good dad joke?

Just wondering chaps, what do you think makes a good dad joke?

It has to be an obvious joke that doesn't require explanation, but it can't be funny, it's supposed to make you groan. Typically they are puns or wordplay

Would you say this is a good dad joke?

How to turn a tesla into a limousine?

You elon-gate it.

Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the hills. Tonto suddenly stops

"Halt, Kimosabe!"

"What's up Tonto?"

Tonto gets off his horse, slowly kneels down and puts his ear to the ground and huffs. Then slowly gets up.

"Buffalo come."

"That's amazing how did you know that?"

"Wet. Sticky."

There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"

"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your precious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"

The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counter argument

Good one Mozai

Reading this article made me SAAB.

https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/6168916

You want to know what a cycling community advocate is called?

A spokes-person.

If humans were like engines, you know what we would run on?

Ground.