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Dad jokes

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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #180 on: April 14, 2025, 04:20:20 pm »
Quote from: Mozai on April 13, 2025, 09:35:09 pm
<Luke> Degenerate matter is matter that spends all day looking at naked singularities.

What are naked singularities?
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #181 on: April 18, 2025, 12:50:53 pm »
Quote from: Fishmé on April 14, 2025, 04:20:20 pm
Quote from: Mozai on April 13, 2025, 09:35:09 pm
<Luke> Degenerate matter is matter that spends all day looking at naked singularities.

What are naked singularities?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_singularity

It's a theoretical object similar to a black hole except it's not strong enough to absorb all light, allowing you to see it

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« Reply #182 on: May 10, 2025, 10:37:02 pm »

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« Reply #183 on: May 16, 2025, 09:09:42 pm »
Saw a hybread vehicle at Wal-Mart today.
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #189 on: July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 pm »
Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #190 on: July 09, 2025, 02:09:53 pm »
Quote from: Mozai on July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 pm
Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

I don't get it?


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« Reply #191 on: July 23, 2025, 11:47:18 am »

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« Reply #192 on: July 31, 2025, 08:57:29 pm »

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« Reply #193 on: August 02, 2025, 11:33:08 pm »
Quote from: Fishmé on July 09, 2025, 02:09:53 pm
Quote from: Mozai on July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 pm
Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

I don't get it?


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The chicken will take off its clothing for six dollars
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Re: Dad jokes
« Reply #194 on: August 03, 2025, 10:24:03 am »
Quote from: rachel on August 02, 2025, 11:33:08 pm
Quote from: Fishmé on July 09, 2025, 02:09:53 pm
Quote from: Mozai on July 09, 2025, 12:48:34 pm
Me: "I'm hungry, but I want something cheap."
Server: "... maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
Me: "I'm okay if it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."

I don't get it?


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The chicken will take off its clothing for six dollars

Fuck it. I'll take of mine for $5

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