HOST: Hi what, welcome to the party buddy! Drinks are there, bathrooms are there, relax and have a good time!
WHAT: Thanks, it's good to be here. *takes off clothes*
HOST: Whoa, buddy, this isn't that kind of party. Put your clothes back on.
WHAT: It's perfectly natural! *begins to flop his flaccid penis against people in the room*
PARTYGOER: Dude what the FUCK, stop that!
WHAT: I am merely expressing myself.
PARTYGOER: You are assaulting me.
WHAT: I don't care when people do this to *me*, so you shouldn't care either!
DRUNK: hEy bRO *stumbles up and wipes his smegma on what*
WHAT: See, I am communicating effectively with other rational beings. Why can't you understand us??
HOST: You need to leave.
WHAT: In Iran women have to wear burqas and men have to wear pants! I'm just taking advantage of my freedom as an american!
HOST: you're taking advantage of my goodwill, is what. Tell you what, you can go in the garage and do.. whatever you like there.
WHAT: This is censorship. This is "separate but equal"
HOST: Nothing equal about us at all you fucking subhuman
WHAT: See!?? That's racist! Racists talk like that!
HOST: Get out of my house.
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