Adventures in Greed (Megacorps vs Everyday people)

Brand new houses being sold for $800,000 - $1,200,000 by big corporate builders with major code violations like broken roof beams and leaking shingles

"Rich people are just like us!!" Proceeds to turn an island into a prison in New York State

If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em
...yeah

David Rubinstein is a billionaire investor who owns 77 fossil fuel companies, a dozen weapons companies, if it blows children up or gives them asthma, HE WANTS TO INVEST! So everyone, glasses up for Devid Rubinstein, the worst climate offender. David Rubinstein everyone! He's destroying the planet and should be famous for it.



Private equity, public enemy!
Private equity, public enemy!

"So you get rid of all the [migrants / heretics], then what?  You really
think the government is gonna fix your public services?  Your landlord
will stop ripping you off? Your boss will pay you a fair wage? These are
the problems making you miserable, and you're dealing with it by
getting mad at the people at the bottom?"

I swear to f***ING f***, wizards of the coast are ruining magic the gathering just for 💲💲💲!



Like dont get me wrong, this looks sick af and Im totally considering getting a few boosters packs... BUT THATS THE PROBLEM! Continuity in this game has completly changed ever since secret lair releases and now fully out the gate, with fucking, My Little Pony, Fallout, Ninja Turtle, avatar last air bender, transformers, fucking pop culture BULLSHIT. Bruh!!

Im all about popculture overlap, but dis shit be ruining the meta all for hype! Like from a money perspective, is great bc people see their favorite character from their favorite popculture something and go spend money. I have seriously met people who never considered playing Magic and got a starter deck bc iy was Spiderman! My eyes are bleeding! Wtf! Its just pushing out old players who've been at this game for 30 years.

Like it totally  made sense back in 2019 when when MtG released a DnD crossover set, bc like wizard of the coast owns both, but WtF is this?!



oh shiiiit?! Wait actually is that a nightmare fuel f***ed up Firby?! Yo, thats actually kinda lit.

I wonder if they would do a Hades or Zelda cross over... oooo Melinoe as a commander? That'd be sick AF!!