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a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes. IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME I WILL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE GROUND.
the duck leaves.

the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any staples.
the bartender says, um, no, i don't.
the duck asks the bartender for gwapes.

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the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any staples.
the bartender says, um, no, i don't.
the duck asks the bartender for gwapes.

worth a chuckle

has anyone ever been far even as decided to want to look have more like?

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has anyone ever been far even as decided to want to look have more like?

well... you tried

/me tickles rachel

i bought a bag of frozen chicken balls.
the ingredients list says INGREDIENTS: chicken balls
:O

lol

I laughed

in real life

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks

I saw a simian primate in a minefield, I'm not great at species but I'm pretty sure it was a baboom.

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oh my god I better win this

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oh my god I better win this

ayyyy