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hrt stands for home-grown real titties

hrt stands for home-grown real titties

got some titties growing back there on the deck

so i went to a family reunion and found one of my dude cousins is engaged to a stupid bitch

he asked me if AI would ever be like humans

i said what does that mean

we talked about AI is already a lot like humans

but he said no, like, can it tell right from wrong?

i said can you?

and I asked him (and this whole time I'm also trying to include his fiancee, we'll call them Alice and Bob) the trolley problem. If you have a train, headed towards five people on the track, and you can put it onto a siding by pulling a swithc, do you pull the switch?

The original question has "but then it hits just one person" but i left that out to establish a baseline that he would, actually, do something with no negative consequences.

Bob said he would
Alice said she wouldn't

I said there's no downside, you get this? She said she wouldn't pull the switch and walk away.

Bob talked for Alice a lot, and talked over me to explain certain concepts. It was.. really creepy and weird.

Also they've dated for a year and change (a year and a half is standard courtship time in this community) and are saving themselves for marriage.

buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

wow ...

Quote from: rachel on July 11, 2017, 09:33:13 pm

[[ too degenerate ]]

wow ...

It was a facebook comment on a video what linked in #freefish xDD

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i?m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i?m going to kill them for you. don?t worry, babies. I?m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they?ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you?re talking to the plants. okay.

RACHEL TIPPED 50 CORAL FOR THIS POST

HERE CUMS THE FUCK TRUCK TIPPED 69 CORAL FOR THIS POST

me, a furry lawyer: *glomps you x3* why did you kill her

RACHEL TIPPED 100 CORAL FOR THIS POST

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Irregardless, make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

The fact that this language is at a point where ?I don?t care? and ?behold the field in which I grow my fucks? mean exactly the same thing blows my mind sometimes

im angry that "owned lol" is now common slang

You are probably boring so you should at least be able to have a conversation. I would rather talk on the phone than text so it's sad that nobody here can hold a conversation. I know how chicks are on their phones.

Do not message me if you are not at least average in the looks department. Today alone I seen a chick who looked like Chris Farley and another that looked like eggman. Do not message me if you're highly attractive because I don't deal with high maintenance women and I'm not your piggy bank. Do not message me if you have children, I refuse to raise somebody else's cumstain and again I am not your piggy bank.

Do not message me if you were a slut in the past. Shopping for a woman is like shopping for a car. Ideally we all want a new one, but if you have to settle for a used one obviously you want the one with lower mileage.

You should probably be shorter than me. Also preferably younger. You do not have to be smart and actually I would prefer you weren't because I want a woman who brings a different perspective to the table.

I am not looking for a woman who thinks she can boss me around. I am however looking for someone who is emotionally supportive and can help keep me in check when I lose my cool.

I like to get absorbed in projects and have a tendency to ignore you, so if you're persistent in getting the attention you want that helps.

You can't expect me to do everything for you. A relationship is a two way street.

Don't message me if you aren't loyal. I'll drop you instantly.

I'm not going to talk about myself. Do a little work to find out for yourself if you're good for anything.

madness is not pure error; it is nature's dissatisfaction with genius.

There is a combination of keys, probably involving shift+ alt+control +something else, that turns your screen on its side. Humans cannot do this -- it is only achievable by a cat walking across the keyboard.