If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
What disease did cured ham have?
Why do we say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every ninety minutes?
Why do alarm clocks make noise when we say they go off?
Shouldn't it be "SOME things in moderation" instead of "All things..." ?
Why do we yell "heads up!" when we want people to duck?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic" ?
We call it quicksand but it sucks you down so slowly...
Why are all the outdoors things looked after by the Department Of The Interior ?
We call them marbles but they're made out of glass.
When French people are about to swear, do they first say "parodonez-moi mon Anglais" ?
What does a bald man have as their hair colour on a driver's license?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
You carry suits in a garment case; you carry garments in a suitcase.
When two aeroplanes almost collide and miss each other, we call it a "near miss" not "nearly a hit".
How can something be both "new" and "improved" ?
How did the "Keep Off The Grass" sign get on the grass?
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