Copy Pasta thread

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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #240 on: May 27, 2021, 02:36:03 pm »
I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free
weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard,
m'lady

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #241 on: June 03, 2021, 03:26:20 pm »
Koalas are terrible animals
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
carpetdime

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #242 on: June 05, 2021, 08:06:53 pm »
Koalas are terrible animals
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

thank you, zefrank
no don't

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #243 on: June 05, 2021, 08:20:13 pm »
Koalas are terrible animals
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

thank you, zefrank

I thought that was an old reddit copypasta since thats where I got it. is that the same thing zefrank says in his video?
carpetdime

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #244 on: June 05, 2021, 08:28:47 pm »
thank you, zefrank

I thought that was an old reddit copypasta since thats where I got it. is that the same thing zefrank says in his video?

It's not exactly the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8&t=3m32s

skip to 3 minutes and 32 seconds for his skit about koalas

*spork*

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #245 on: June 05, 2021, 08:41:08 pm »
it's got most of it, which is why I posted that
no don't

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #246 on: June 11, 2021, 02:42:04 pm »
I was training a person at work one time and turned a corner with them to find one of my coworkers sitting on a counter. I told him "if you got time to sit, you got time to shit" and he got up and went straight for the bathroom. I told the trainee it was corporate policy.
m'lady

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #247 on: June 11, 2021, 03:05:08 pm »
I don't know how many times I've had to tell an "engineer" that "SolidWorks allows you to draw things that we can't actually make."  The phrase "SolidWorks says it will work!" should be banished from their lexicon. One guy constantly sent me out parts to form with a 1/2 inch hole in 1/2 inch plate right next to the bend.  This distorts the hole extensively to the point a bolt won't even go through it.  It turns out the guy who was assembling the project was welding up the distorted holes, then re-drilling them in an appropriate location without informing the engineer.  So the "engineer" only got feedback from me but thought I was full of shít, and was spending literally thousands of dollars in extra time because he wouldn't listen.  A combination of hubris, lack of communication, and a guy who was actually making money to fix someone else's easily correctable mistake.

I've also been on the receiving end in a shop telling the "engineer" that a device wouldn't work.  We made it exactly to his specifications.  It didn't work.  The "engineer" insisted to me we must have made it wrong.  Dude.  This is your drawing, and that's what your drawing makes.  We told you it wouldn't work.  But Mister "I've got a degree in mechanical engineering" was too proud to listen
m'lady

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #248 on: June 11, 2021, 03:08:13 pm »
 My Uncle was a chemical engineer for a huge concern and despite being only a BS, he was the go-to man for many projects because he quickly developed a reputation for the most cost-effective component designs. His great secret: shortly after being hired in the early 1970s, he decided to go to the machine shop after sending them a typical drawing to see it come to life. He was mortified by how much work it took to turn his seemingly simple drawing into an actual component. He committed then and there to talk regularly with the machinists, and sure enough, he found the best cuts, shapes, and other techniques to make a better valve with less than half the manhours.
m'lady

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #249 on: June 12, 2021, 10:20:58 pm »
All your houses are bugged you dumb assholes everyone right now should be scouring the internet to find someone to come over and do a thorough examination. I thought I I was totally safe jerking off on my living room couch while watching porn until I I got an email from Mike pence offering me as his personal chef so I can serve him up a big plate of that "HOT DICK"--his words I dunno what that guy's deal is but he must have sent my info to his buddies because now I've got Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Garha,and Rick Santorm crowding up my inbox calling me "angle" and and asking if I can come over to stuff them like a Russin ballot box. Anyway I'm pretty sure my Xbox Kinect has been spying on me so I put a pice of tape over the camera and now I keep getting text messages from the Catholic Church telling me to remove the tape.i had no idea so many people are trying to watch me whack off in the privacy of my own home! I found a camera in my shower and when I threw it out Kevin spacey hurled a brick through my window.I mean dont take my word for it, just ask Mitt Romney who somehow got remote access to my 3D printer and keeps printing out sex dolls of himself for me to fuck with the words "closest I'll let myself get " etched around the rim of his asshole these politicians are sick of they think America's gonna put up with obvious abuse of civil rights. Just the other day I was jerking off to a hot threesome scene when Obama popped into the corner of the video and started giving me stroking advice. What the fuck people is this how you want to live??? Fight back and get your home checked for bugs,and next time Jerry Falwell's dead ghost sends you pictures of his taint saying "hey wanna lock snakes ?" You tell him NO. NO JERRY FALWELL'S GHOST FUCK YOU. SO GET YOUR HOUSES CHECKED YOU FOOLS
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #250 on: June 14, 2021, 01:03:31 pm »


My name is Dov Baer Shmuel. I am of Jewish descent, on both sides of my family, each having escaped antisemitism and ethnic cleansing campaigns in eastern Europe in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. I was raised conservative, kept kosher at home, attended shul twice a week up to and past the age of 13, when I became a bar mitzvah after one year of intense study, reciting over an hour of Hebrew sung in the traditional trope. My family fasted for high holidays and avoided both chometz and kitnyot during Passover, practices that I would continue well into my adulthood. One of the things I remember most from my attending temple as a child was the importance placed on asking questions. Following each week's Saturday morning torah reading, a discussion ensued. In my congregation, that discussion prioritized the questions of the youngest people in attendance. This tradition, these teachings, our history, was, I was taught, strengthened by scrutiny and debate, not weakened or threatened by it. The same principle can be seen in the Passover seder, where the youngest person at the table is charged with asking the four questions, answered in unison by the older congregants.

As was typical, I was also given a comprehensive education in Holocaust history, traveling to the Holocaust museums of both Washington D.C. and Jerusalem. Our teachers made sure that the words 'Never Forget,' and the history and context behind them, became as etched into our minds and spirits as the numbers tattooed onto the arms of concentration camp victims. Much later I would take a graduate level course on the history of genocide, enhancing by an order of magnitude my concept of what genocide is and who, apart from my own ancestors, experienced it; Armenians, Rwandans, Cambodians, Bosnians, Romani, Darfuri, hundreds of first nations and indigenous peoples from around the world.

I credit this upbringing and education with giving me the foundation and inspiration to both question the world around me and to take a material interest in the suffering of its victims.

Paulo Freire, in his Pedagogy of the Oppressed, writes that "the oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors." Over the course of my adult life, I have watched this become true for many of my own people, in ways which have become increasingly difficult to ignore or deny, in occupied Palestine. Two days ago marked the 73rd anniversary of what is referred to by Palestinians as the Nakbah, or catastrophe, when their country was erased from the map and replaced with the state of Israel, and the subsequent driving of them from their homeland. Since (and to some extent, before) that time, the Zionist movement and state of Israel have sought not only to forcibly relocate, intimidate, imprison, slaughter, bomb, rob, torture and terrorize generations of Palestinians, but to deny that both the Palestinian people and the war crimes committed against them even exist. Regarding those crimes which are too terrible or too public facing to ignore, Israel, its lobbyists, and those acting on their behalf, have crafted acrobatically clever and historically revisionist justifications for them. Finally, when approached by the same kind of skepticism and debate as I was taught to cherish in the halls of my synagogue -- the same hypervigilance instilled in Jewish youth for preventing, identifying and condemning crimes against humanity -- the Zionist response is to reduce any objection to or insinuation of such crimes committed by their hands as, itself, an expression of antisemitism. The cynicism, audacity and irony in such a practice is almost inarticulable.

To the extent that anyone reading this feels they require permission from one or more Jews to criticize the state of Israel and its ongoing war crimes against the Palestinian people, I freely grant it. The truth is, you do not need our permission. These twin values taught to me as a young person are not uniquely or exclusively Jewish. They don't belong to me. They are humanistic. They form a part of the collective ethical and intellectual commons. They are the love of knowledge the knowledge of love. They are basic human ingredients which are as present in Judaism as they are the enlightenment or folk songs or funeral rites. They are yours for the invoking. Question everything, remember the fallen, seek justice, build a better world.

It is not anti-Latino to condemn the war crimes of Augusto Pinochet in 1970s Chile, nor anti-black to do the same for Idi Amin in 1970s Uganda. Neither is it anti-Jewish to criticize the state of Israel, its injustices or its deceptions. Judaism is a beautiful, complex, flawed but deeply introspective, 5800-year-old tradition, with many peaceful, compassionate teachings like tzedakah and tikkun olam and the story of Elijah. Israel is a 73-year-old geopolitical, settler colonialist project. Conflating these as one is intellectually lazy at best and cynical at worst, no matter who's doing it, Jews or non-Jews. Israel is in the sights of the International Criminal Court, its present prime minister facing multiple corruption charges. Judaism is not. Israel has been/is being decried and denounced by multiple prominent international humanitarian organizations. Judaism is not. Israel is restricting the every movement of people, products, medicines, energy, food and water entering or exiting what is generally regarded as the world's largest open air prison, imposing ghetto-like conditions with gestapo-like tactics on a completely captive population of people it openly and legislatively deems to be less human, and doing so with $3 to $4 billion dollars in annual funding from the largest superpower in the history of the world. Judaism is not.

To my fellow comrades out in the world -- comrades of any religious background, including none at all -- who may be feeling tripped up by accusations of antisemitism in your own denouncing of these crimes, I encourage you to recognize the bad faith in such attacks and redirections and to treat them as such. This expensive, highly coordinated wool being pulled over the world's eyes is thinning by the day. The perpetrators, supporters and apologists for these atrocities know this, and are pulling out all the stops to prevent it. Know their weaknesses by what they express the most fear toward. Today, there is no greater thorn in Israel's genocidal side than the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement, which paid politicians in the United States have drafted or passed legislation to criminalize in some 30 states, in direct violation of this nation's laws guaranteeing freedom of speech and political expression. Find your local BDS chapter, join it, strengthen its membership and praxis, expect powerful resistance and plan accordingly.

Every anniversary of the Nakbah carries with it the hope and prayer that it may be the last. There is a similar expression in the Jewish tradition, uttered at the end of the Passover seder and Yom Kippur, which states L'Shana Haba'ah B'Yerushalayim, "next year in Jerusalem." It is a collective yearning for the end of thousands of years of exile, and the return to a Jewish homeland. But as long as Israel and Zionism remain unaccountable for their ongoing crimes against humanity, both Jews and Palestinians will share in that exile. The Jerusalem we both long for is not the Jerusalem of today. It is a Jerusalem free from oppression, free from the racist and violent crafting of an ethnostate, free from land theft and torched olive groves and bulldozers and the mangled remains of children cradled in their parents' arms. Insha'Allah, im yirtzeh Hashem, may it soon be so.

It is for these reasons and more that on behalf of myself, of all Jews of conscience, and of the Socialist Rifle Association, I stand in unflinching solidarity with the anti-colonial and anti-imperialist struggle in Palestine. The Palestinian people have every right to fight back against the apartheid system that oppresses them, with whatever tools are available, be they the photograph, the loudspeaker, the boycott, the pen or, when all else fails, the sword. We have an obligation to help them, as we do all oppressed people and the struggle for liberation everywhere.

"Until we are all free, we are none of us free." -Emma Lazarus

#freepalestine
m'lady

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #251 on: June 17, 2021, 04:13:05 am »
I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video.
Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software.
I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money,
This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video,
Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators,
Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit.
Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous,
Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s  could get their own copyright.
How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse?
Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on,
I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law?
Delete my channel? I could get another one.
Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube?
Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns.
I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies,
In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video?
Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire?
Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it
I must go to take care of some BUSINESS,
Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB,
My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in,
Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru,
Of which people that sent your package you bought online,
And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic.
So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span,
(Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.])
FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS"
With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on.
(So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.)
FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.
m'lady

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #252 on: June 17, 2021, 06:56:26 am »
I'm English, my addictions are Tea and colonization. You're claiming to be native "american" thus I say to you, quit crying for sympathy from me, collect your paycheck from Uncle Sam (if your tribal leader even lets you have some) Grab some cheap booze and gamble whatever's left away in the casinos nearby and lament the loss of your "Spiritual" past.... While drowning that sorrow in Spirits.
m'lady

Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #253 on: July 02, 2021, 05:34:10 pm »
Hello, Wow, you are stunningly gorgeous and very sexy! Would you consider a couple? I am Aviva and my boyfriend is David. We are an white couple that moved to Colorado just under a year ago. We are originally from North Carolina, however we had been living on St. Thomas, US Virgin Islands in the Caribbean for the past five years prior to moving to CO.  We are a laid back fun loving couple who are social drinkers and very 420 friendly but respectful of those who are not.  We are looking for either a one time thing or a female or couple that we can become friends with benefits with who has similar lifestyle interests. We would love to meet someone that we can occasionally hang out with, have dinner, go shopping or go listen to a band, maybe go to the hot springs nearby together, or even maybe a strip club or a party together. If you are more into just a one time thing or keeping things on the DL, we are fine with that too. I will say we are not a full swap couple. Our preference is single women but we have played with several couples in the past. Usually it has been us girls playing while the guys watch. Then the guys join in with their respective lady but all in the same bed/sofa so us girls can still kiss, touch, etc. We are open to soft swap (oral) but I need to feel chemistry before I allow the guy to go down on me or me go down on him. We love most all outdoor activities especially those involving the sun, sand and the surf since we lived in tje Caribbean before Colorado. LoL. We also love music and dancing as well as hiking, sight seeing, exploring, horseback riding and occasionally being socially nude with others any chance we have whether its on the beach, at the pool, on the boat or here in Colorado at a hot springs or Mountain Air Nudist Resort.  We had several secluded beaches on St. Thomas that afforded us to comfortably go nude on. Thus far we have really enjoyed going to the clothing optional hot springs and to Mountain Air, the nude resort in the mountains outside Denver. It was so fun to go hiking in nothing but our socks and boots and then afterwards hang out at their pool and hot tub socializing and having a drink. I will say we are an age-gap couple as David is older than me but to us, age is truly just a number. I know that is a cliche but it is. As for me, my name Aviva is Hebrew for spring and new beginnings however I am not Jewish. I am a 27 year old fully bisexual dark blonde with hazel eyes who loves playing with and orally pleasing other beautiful sexy girls.  I love lingerie and toys which we have lots and lots of both. We also occasionally enjoy lite BDSM and I can be dominate or subordinate, either is fun. I am 5' 2" tall and sexy thick but definitely not a BBW!  I have 36D breasts and an ass to die for according to David and a few other friends....Hehehe. I also probably use too much profanity at times as fuck is my favorite word, but I know when to be cool also. I love cannabis and smoke weed daily, ok.... I admit I am a total stoner! LOL As for David, he is older like I mentioned in his mid 40's, but just a big kid at heart.  When my friends learned about him, I was worried how they would act around him but they quickly forgot he is older and they treat him just like one of the gang. He is educated and a healthcare practitioner and a business executive.  He is 5' 7" tall and stocky with brown hair and the sexiest blue eyes I have ever seen.  When it comes to talent, David is an absolute genius at the art of cunnalingus and analingus and he drives me and a few of my friends absolutely fucking insane with pleasure when he eats our pussies and assholes out.  I say the "art of cunnalingus and analingus" because lets face it, very few guys seem to have a clue how to properly use their mouth and tongue. LoL.  I like to think David has taught me to eat pussy just as well as him :-).  We do this thing where the girl lays on her side and lifts her leg up high, I lay in front of her and eat her out and David lays behind her and eats out her ass simultaneously. So far, our friends have absolutely loved it. I can say when David and a girl does it to me, Hehehe, oh what a fucking feeling! All I can say is, if you let David go down.on you, you will not regret it and it makes me so horny watching him do that. I should also mention that we are both HIV Negative, Hepatitis A, B, C, and D Negative, Covid-19 Negative and Negative for every other STD. We were both recently tested. I really hope to hear from you. I think we cpuld have a great deal of fun either once or more than once. LoL. We also have KIK and WhatsApp. Talk soon, Aviva
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Re: Copy Pasta thread
« Reply #254 on: July 05, 2021, 09:07:50 am »
So female 💅🏼🚺👧🏻 dolphins 🐬 have vaginal 🍑😵 secretions 💦 that make 🖕 a male 👬👅⤴ dolphin 🦈 just cum 💦 over 😳🙊💦 and over 🔁 and over 🔁. From this point 📍 on 🔛, I 👁 will call 📲 these secretions 💦💧🌧 Dolphin 🐬 pussy 🐱 jelly 🍯. Scientists 🔬 were like 💖 "holy 🙏 shit 👌🏻, dude 😎 we gotta 🔫✌🏼 test 📝 this. You 👉 know 🤔, for science 🔬" So the scientists 🔬 collected 🤐 a sample 🌋🏊 of said 🗣 dolphin 🐬 pussy 🐱 jelly 🍧, and had a test 📝😬🖥 primate 🐒. They swabbed it on 🔛 the male 👦♂ primate's 🐒 dick 🍆, sat 🚽 back ⬅ and watched 👀 the show 📺. Now you 👈 see 👀, it worked 💼. But 🍑 it worked 🏢 a little 👌 too well 😦. The monkey 🙈🐒 straight 💑 up ☝ had a heart ❤ attack ⚔ because it used 🎶 all 💯 of its energy ⚡ into fucking 🖕👦 cumming 💦. I 👁 want 😍 to live 🐙 in a world 🌍🌎🌏 where this is a commercial 💰 product 😂. I 👁 want 😋 to say 🗣 "you 👉 know 🤔
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