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Guys. I just fucked up so hilariously. I was with Slab and I bloody scraped my mums (brand new)car forward parking. Less than an hour before, I had received compliments on my forward parking. Then, 5 minutes ago, I fucking do exactly the same thing again. I crash into mums car. Again. Both times with Slab. I wanna go die, but am gonna eat cake and drink a beer instead

I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking

1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people

4)No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.

5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.

Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the server.

I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking

1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people

4)No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.

5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.

Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the server.

I have ALMOST never taken screenshots of feet pics

ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUESTS YOU THOTS

Can someone explain why forced prison labor is wrong for able-bodied prisoners? If criminals have a debt to repay to society, it only makes sense that they should do something useful instead of sitting around in cells doing nothing or gambling for fritos. Should children be payed when they're punished by having to do chores or do libs think that's "slavery" too?

There are many custom emotes that have become part of my daily vernacular on Discord, and it's often jarring when I can't use them in Matrix. For instance, there are often moments in conversation where it is appropriate to dab. On Discord, I select one out of a dozen or so custom dab emotes and react to a message with it. In Matrix, all I can do is send a message with the text dab. This works, but it has a very different feel and effect on the flow of conversation.

In my circles, at least, custom emotes have become an integral part of the way online communication happens. Language is constantly evolving, and I think it's important for any chat app to stay on top of that evolution; to enable, not hinder, the way its users communicate.

dab

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this server is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the server or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. it’s freaking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye.

stop fucking spamming my email and stop pretending that people I know use this trash

this is a fucking scam the only reason I signed up is because I thought my friends actually wanted to talk to me on here but you were just impersonating them by using their email

fuck you

UNAPOLOGETICALLY BLACK 👸🏾 & if that bothers you 😂🤣😂🤣😭 PATHETIC... take your ignorance & insecurities elsewhere. 😁💅🏾 Also don't come here to fetishize me. "I've never been with a black woman" or "I love brown sugar 🙄" I'm not an experience to cross off a bucket list, 🤡. If you have an std, Idgaf "I'm careful, haven't had an outbreak, etc" My kitchen is CLEAN and I plan to keep it that way. If you're mad by my statement, don't. Be mad at the choices YOU made in life..💅🏾 Really dumb that I have to say this but I'm not a prostitute/escort so "I'm in town for this long" people, STOP & gtfoh 😒 If your profile has 59 different contradicting labels about yourself, can't carry a convo or just full of ish, DON'T WASTE MY TIME, also people who have sapiosexual on their profiles are pretentious cunts.. 😒 Why are unattractive couples that look like they smell like old hotdog water on here trying to find a "unicorn"? I don't want to fuck your ugly ass, balding husband with yuck mouth or your weirdo wife 😂🤣 Sorry not sorry 🤷🏾‍♀️ 🤣😂 If my profile is "too much" for you, stfu & keep it moving. Sorry I'm not dainty & tame repeating the same crap everyone else says here cus of lack of originality or personality for that matter..😜 Also WE GET IT!! Hiking is a thing in Colorado, jfc is it mandatory that everyone takes a pic hiking or on a mountain in Colorado?!? 😆 Never got sick during this pandemic so that's a major + 😁😁 Just want to meet some new people I can vibe & smoke with, see how it goes...so I'm just looking for friends/hangout.. Also very 420 friendly so if you're not ok with that then keep it moving... No I don't have a slim waist & a fat ass.. I'm 5'3, voluptuous, & a little more around my middle. My friends say I'm nice & soft, perfect for cuddling 😊 I bring more to the table than that fake superficial shit.. Still interested?? Lol Then keep reading & I hope to hear from you!!! Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics? Totes. Realists? For real. Straight up pessimists? No, thank you. Likes: cats & dogs, laughter, HONESTY, music, curiosity, leisurely walks, foodgasms, kisses, caramel macchiato,creative out of the box types, road trips, tattoos & beards, whiskey sours & EVERYTHING 420 Dislikes: bugs, dishonesty, superficial people, coconut & butterscotch, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, Juggalos, black coffee, doing dishes, & the price of pretty much everything.. lol I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun). I am not offended by a dirty joke & can dish out one of my own. I'm independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. Timeless books & movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings. What’s your story? Wh

I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).

The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.

He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.

So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?

May I, a male respecting and feminist- supportive female, see at least one ball from you my king? I do not mean to come on as an improper female, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my king, deserve the utmost respect of any male. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize men and view them as sex toys. However, my King, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the male spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful female, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular ball from your body. I await your response my King.

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I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking

1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people

4)No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.

5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.

Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the server.

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