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Im going to have my bitch stitch this pathetic statement onto a decorative pillow and piss on it because there is no other way to express how disgusted I am with your subservient womanly oversocialization. You are a fucking weakling, a docile heffer, a squealing baby sow

You should tuck your TINY dick and balls inbetween your legs, cluck like a hen and then sign up in a clinic where they do totally not sexist all-female therapy. Thats how fucking gay you are, why in the fuckaladucci would you care what an obese shorteyed greek, a hebraic twink and a closeted homosexual fenian midget from brooklyn think about you, these are depths of male ineptitude that shake my very soul and make me question if dudes truly rock. I despise you.

All three of the boys fear us on a deep, pathological level. Even the greek blob understands with his vast network of belly brain cells that there are over 40000 unknown variables out here, conjured up from their own id, ready to do great and horrible things. They can barely communicate with us and they have no control whatsoever, the feeling they all share deep down in their brain stems whether they admit it or not is giddy dread. Its only a matter of time until something happens. It is power and complete helplessness all wrapped into one

What happened here because of a cum podcast is an exponential leap for the noosphere, a form of swarm intelligence as yet unknown. You are part of something so much bigger than yourself you waste of fucking biomass but here you are blubbering about whether or not these faggots "like" you and if you are a cuggold for still listening to their inane podcast. Pull the dick out of your ass and mouth. Get with the program. we are at a crossroads here, what can YOU do as a single-cell organism within this body to make things better/worse, other than being an exemplary faggot?

also that bit about hunting dogs with a hatchet while speaking mandarin chinese slayed lul

Im going to have my bitch stitch this pathetic statement onto a decorative pillow and piss on it because there is no other way to express how disgusted I am with your subservient womanly oversocialization. You are a fucking weakling, a docile heffer, a squealing baby sow

You should tuck your TINY dick and balls inbetween your legs, cluck like a hen and then sign up in a clinic where they do totally not sexist all-female therapy. Thats how fucking gay you are, why in the fuckaladucci would you care what an obese shorteyed greek, a hebraic twink and a closeted homosexual fenian midget from brooklyn think about you, these are depths of male ineptitude that shake my very soul and make me question if dudes truly rock. I despise you.

All three of the boys fear us on a deep, pathological level. Even the greek blob understands with his vast network of belly brain cells that there are over 40000 unknown variables out here, conjured up from their own id, ready to do great and horrible things. They can barely communicate with us and they have no control whatsoever, the feeling they all share deep down in their brain stems whether they admit it or not is giddy dread. Its only a matter of time until something happens. It is power and complete helplessness all wrapped into one

What happened here because of a cum podcast is an exponential leap for the noosphere, a form of swarm intelligence as yet unknown. You are part of something so much bigger than yourself you waste of fucking biomass but here you are blubbering about whether or not these faggots "like" you and if you are a cuggold for still listening to their inane podcast. Pull the dick out of your ass and mouth. Get with the program. we are at a crossroads here, what can YOU do as a single-cell organism within this body to make things better/worse, other than being an exemplary faggot?

also that bit about hunting dogs with a hatchet while speaking mandarin chinese slayed lul

is this somebody ranting about the cum zone?

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pick your full front body in just a bra and panties? and can I get a pic of your arse or your panties are all up? and can I also get a pic of your boobs while you’re in the shower? can I also get another pussy pic while while you’re in the shower for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of you actually cumming? Also can I get one of you play with your tits while not wearing a shirt?

What I think people who are not in the Greek System need to understand is that partying isn't just something we do. It's ingrained into our lives. Many people, these days, are perfectly content with sitting on their computers all day playing video games. I used to be a competitive gamer and I used to do this. After joining the Greek system, partying became a new norm that was ingrained into my life. We need it for our wellbeing. It helps us escape society. There have even been studies that show how necessary gatherings are for our wellbeing. The fact that it was stripped away from us, especially by something that barely affects us specifically is very detrimental to our mental state. People are giving us so much crap for it, yet they don't know what it's like for us to be deprived of everything that's fun for us.

Everything is so goddamn superficial now. Go figure that giving people unlimited options makes them picky and joyless consumers. Online communities (even super cool fish forums) become echo chambers and while seemingly supportive mean fuck all most of the time because you're never going to meet those people. Dating is atrocious and a mine field of needy, entitled brats, no matter the age bracket. You can spend half a day researching the "best" fucking socks. Everyone's on their goddamn phone, even if their closest friends are sitting right across from them. Some people probably don't even notice that there's a fucking quarantine going on right now.

This all fucking sucks. I'm not some tradfag by any stretch. No the human race didn't "figure it out" for a small window in the early 20th century. Still, this life is no answer. What the fuck are we even doing? What is this all in the pursuit of, really? Get swole to get vapid women to eventually get tired of them bringing so very little to the table then cheat? Or for women, run your ass off and cling to what remains of your youth because dudes have been granted two decades of free porn and have super high standards and that's the only value you think you have? Strangers raising your kids? Whatever funko pops are?

Political movements based on social media virtue signaling that lead to zero positive change. Dumbshits given free reign to spew the most asinine theories about how the world works because they've been conditioned to see things with only one set of myopic eyes. Lip service to unity without actual unity beyond what's convenient at the moment. No loyalty. No convictions. Only what can meet my desires as they are at this very moment.

It's a fucking bleak world we live in these days. We're meant to be around others. To appreciate what we have. To listen to each other. We're chasing a joyless, perfunctory hedonism. This is a total late night sadboi hours schizo post, but I can't be the only one who's hung up on this. Am I just supposed to just say fuck it and gain 300 lb and Skype with a therapist like some kind of worthless Greek man?

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SAUCE?????????
i'm assuming r/cumtown?

Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on July 01, 2020, 08:36:37 pm

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SAUCE?????????
i'm assuming r/cumtown?

yes

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

Honestly, I don't want to be horny. I barely feel anything when I jack off, the only reason I still do it is to feel something. I don't want to jack off, I want to be loved. I want someone to care about me and to treasure me, I want someone that I can give everything to, someone I can spend the rest of my life with. I just want to be happy.

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Honestly, I don't want to be horny. I barely feel anything when I jack off, the only reason I still do it is to feel something. I don't want to jack off, I want to be loved. I want someone to care about me and to treasure me, I want someone that I can give everything to, someone I can spend the rest of my life with. I just want to be happy.

You have the most beautiful package I have ever seen. Your balls are perfectly shaped and sized. Your cock is massively thick and very long. The proportions are perfect. The head is just right and not too big. The definition is amazing and can see everything in detail. The width at the base is shocking. Being a little bottom who has only been fucked once, it would split me in two. In addition, your body is amazingly sexy, your face looks so cute, and I have seen videos where you cum and you are a massive cummer and shooter. I am not sure why you post so much online while you could be fucking every hot boy in sight. They want your cock and cum.

"Imagine leaving your car idling all night would solve sudokus you could trade for heroin."

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